Is Man the blunder of God, or God the Blunder of Man?

My sticky-tape cutterer isn’t cutting!

There’s a 40watt light casting shadows on my wall. I’m hunched over a new book - old pages - and it’s too dark to see the rain come…

Who can explain that overbearing, omnipotent emotion when you meet that someone special?

All the world’s a stage. Behind each door an audience roars and clammers for your attention or direction. Be not yourself, be who you want to be…

People do not live in reality but merely a description of reality …

U are singular, though never alone. 

U can be be everything other than nothing.

U can create and do not destroy.

BRAINS! It’s okay, you’re hypnotised because I’m eating you’re brain…

I’ll solve equations with my right hand and judge criminals with my left… And then I’ll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!